i'm an asshole with a nice streak. i'm six foot, hilarious for all the wrong reasons, and when i'm depressed i eat an entire sleeve of ritz crackers and watch the sopranos. or if i'm feeling really terrible, the last ten minutes of the latest version of pride & prejudice, plus the first ten minutes of the old breakfast at tiffany's. i was skinny at the start of 2006, and now i'm working at getting back to it. and by working, i mean occasionally i'll eat non-fat yogurt. in moments of pure bliss i can be seen dancing the patented "anna dance" that involves a washing machine like motion and hands raising the roof, or sky depending on the indoor/outdoor situation. if your second language is sarcasm and you eat a hearty bowl of a sense of humor everyday, then you're in general a good candidate for friendship. i don't like people who sound cooler on the internet. if you have a buzznet and you're on it more than you are on myspace, then this probably means you. this about me is making me sound just as pretentious but not nearly as pretentious as you, you about me reader. i really just made that last one up. um, i'm really terrible at talking about myself unless i'm trying to talk myself up. thats only partially not true. i always know what time it is. and it is never, and i mean NEVER, "miller time." however, it can be "pbr time". why that slogan never caught on, i'll never know. i drink an excess of beer, everything else has caused me one too many bad nights. i also drink more diet dr. pepper than most people drink in a lifetime. in fact, i prefer drinking to eating. unless we're talking about lime tortilla chips, which i am 100% a-okay with. i'm a fast learner, a fast reader, and a fast forgiver. i'm a slow driver, a slow metabolism-er, and a slow truster. and thats a fucking true story.

i'm no good with about mes.

lifetime, time and distance, the movielife, journey, the foo fighters, the clash, hot hot heat, spitalfield, queen, story of the year, saves the day, cartel, the police, anberlin, the kooks, the shins, all time low, showoff, jack's mannequin, saosin, bad religion, anti-flag, guns and roses, tears for fears, atreyu, letter kills, midtown, motley crue, rx bandits, emery, funeral for a friend, punchline, hot rod circuit, foreigner, taking back sunday, flash memory, boston, showoff, maxeen, meatloaf, coheed and cambria, green day, dave grohl, i am the avalanche, no motiv, rise against, dave matthews band, gym class heroes, plain white ts, jack johnson, time and distance, jake coco, HARRY AND THE POTTERS, scenes from a movie, copeland, dashboard confessional, new found glory, Q and not U, yellowcard, incubus, less than jake, jimmy eat world, snow patrol, saosin, band of thieves, sugarcult, the killers, motion city soundtrack, lynyrd skynyrd, death cab for cutie, mxpx, the spill canvas, old school rap, the weasels, gin blossoms, rod stewart, the doobie brothers, the eagles, CCR, the postal service, northstar, heaven and breakfast, jurassic 5, pavement, ingram hill, the donnas, plus 44, brand new, counting crows, edwin mccain, bon jovi, kansas, the ataris, unwritten law, emanuel, the foo fighters, hit the lights further seems forever, sinatra, the pipettes, acceptance, refused, he is legend, boys like girls, ella fitzgerald, the format, superchunk, cursive, the smiths, aar, fob, butch walker, over it, the starting line, getup kids, beck, jeremy egnick, marshall tucker band, a shit ton of old school rock, a shit ton of new school rock, and a shit ton of old school punk. but this is enough for right now

gone with the wind, a time to kill, v for vendetta, fight club, american beauty, monty python and the holy grail, the breakfast club, pretty much any disney movie ever, its a wonderful life, a streetcar named desire, moulin rouge, independence day, the godfathers, harry potters, forrest gump, the island, breakfast at tiffany's, hoosiers, rudy, my fair lady [the orginial], the rainmaker, meet joe black, the diehards, romeo + juliet [ modern day version ], schindler's list, good will hunting, the brave little toaster, casablanca, the maltese falcon, forrest gump, gattaca, rockadoodle

THE DAILY SHOW, the colbert report, real time with bill maher, house, law and order, rome, the sopranos, good eats, family guy, project runway, nip/tuck

gone with the wind, 1776, silent spring, beach music, my losing season, in her shoes, shakespeare, slaughterhouse 5, flags of our fathers, shes come undone, of mice and men, agatha christie books, harry potters, chronicles of narnia, divine secrets of the ya-ya sisterhood, a painted house, the rainmaker, america: the book, the da vinci code, gods and generals, a long fatal love chase, the reef, mr. popper's penguins, and so so so many more